Naruto - 1337.

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Sakumo not mine.

" He pointed to a buxom redhead walking some meters from them. She had nice hips and her front was... eherm. Orochimaru whistled in spite of himself. He gave Sakumo a push.

"Well, go on!"

The Jounin was shoved rather roughly. With a glare in Orochimaru's direction, he puffed up and coughed to make himself known. The woman turned. Sakumo gave a smile behind the mask. "How you doin'?" He said.

The woman slapped him twice and turned away. The Jounin blinked. "What the hell...?"


Orochimaru laughed and laughed, his sides practically aching. "Oh my god! Sakumo the White Fang failed! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He coughed and regained is composure. "You know... that sucked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sakumo sighed. "This calls for plan B!" He proclaimed. He tugged his mask down and approached another kunoichi.

"Hey." He began. "I was just wondering..." The kunoichi looked up from her work and screamed. Sakumo looked around. "What! Wha---" he didn't realize it when the kunoichi fell down in a dead faint.

Sakumo sweatdropped. "Makes me wonder how dad found mom in the first place..." "